Touched an Alpaca Badge
touched an alpaca today! 🦙
You were supposed to be working on your startup. Instead, you touched an alpaca — warm fleece, zero notifications, immaculate priorities. The premium Touched an Alpaca badge is for people who logged off, found a real animal, and returned with proof that the softest side quest beats another hour at the laptop. We are not the same.
Did you know?
Alpacas are South American camelids related to llamas, but they were bred primarily for their exceptionally soft fleece. Their fiber is naturally warm, lightweight, and available in more than 20 recognized colors.